Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
Fanny Merkin or Andrew something or other
Total Pages: 4,029
This book took up three hours of my life. Three hours that I will never get back. I don't know how this is a book. I read the first page or two and I was like "Oh haha this is funny". Then it went downhill from there. Nothing needs to be said about this book other than it was stupid.